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 Out of the mouths of babes! Tickle your funny bone with this selection of priceless children's quotes shared by teachers from around the network... 

 

SOME OF OUR TOP STORIES

 

 

 

 

 

Child on a swing calls out to teacher: “Hey Sweetie! Give us a push?”

 

 

Child to Teacher: (on a question about his fancy dress costume) “No, I’m a ninja, you fool!”

 

 

Child: “Can I paint?”

Teacher: "No its tidy up time, ask early in the morning."

Child: "Who’s early?"

 

 

(Outside with a couple of children on a rainy day).

Teacher: “I wonder where the worms are?”

Child: “Oh, they are playing hide and seek.” 

 

 

Child: "We're going on holiday in our camper van."

Teacher: "I'd like to buy a camper van when I'm older."

Child: "But you're already old!" 

 

 

Child: “I went to the dental nurse and got my teeth cleaned shiny bright but I had my lunch and now they stink again.”

 

 

Teacher (reading a book about a pig): “Does anyone know what a pig's trotter is?”

Child: “A horse.”

 

 

Child: "My sister’s two"

Teacher: "So how old are you?"

Child: "I’m four."

Teacher: "You are too."

Child: "NO, I said I am FOUR!"

 

 

Child: “My Dad drank lots of beer and was sick. I think it’s called vodka and it was lots of bottles.”

 

 

Teacher: “Why is that light swinging?"

Child: "It’s an earthquake.”

Teacher: “No it can’t be an earthquake because the other light isn’t swinging.”

Child: “It’s half an earthquake.”

 

 

Teacher: "What do you call the people who live in Japan?"

Child: “Humans.”

 

 

Child: “I went to the lion king movie, there was Simba.”

Teacher: “Was Simba the son?”

Child: “NO the sun’s up in the sky, Simba's in a MOVIE.”

 

 

Child (landing awkwardly after attempting a big jump in the playground) “Actually I’m too heavy to be a bird.”

 

 

Child 1: “My grandmother isn’t alive anymore."

Child 2: "Mine is, she’s still taking her pills.”

 

 

(During former Prime Minister John Key's kindy visit)

Child 1: "How many bees live in the beehive?"

Child 2: “When will Donald Trump visit us?”

 

 

 

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